Hale & Clark celebrate the birth of the Lord Baby Jesus by exchanging gifts, sharing State Department gossip, and viewing highlights of The Daily Struggle 2008 Office Christmas Party at Duplex Diner.

1) I have far too many paper plates.
2) I have far too few methods of praising God.

Luckily, someone wrote a book that puts an end to both of these struggles:

One stone. Two dead birds.